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And if you should feel that anything here is mean-spirited, please understand that is not my intention. I merely wish to provide some small measure of entertainment to the legions of fans of humor who enjoy the time-honored tradition of comedy known as sarcasm. If this well-known, widely accepted niche of drollery is not your cup of tea, certainly I understand. (I for one do not care for Country and Western music, although I understand that hordes find it a pleasant diversion.) It is with my sincerest apology that I should like to submit humbly to you: This site is probably not for you. And while the rest of us shall miss you here—and your gentle, kind-hearted innocence—there are many, MANY other sites on the Internet where you may find entertainment, insight, and inspiration appropriately suited to your discriminating affinities and tastes. Thank you for visiting. And if you are one of those well-thought-of and widely-admired persons who does not “get” sarcasm, I choose to respect that decision. Godspeed, good traveler. Godspeed.

“Now, y’all without sin… can cast the first stone…”
—H.I. McDonough, Raising Arizona

James 1:19b-20: “…let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger; for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.”

Proverbs 15:1: “A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.”

Matthew 7:1–3: “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?”