Appeal

If you enjoy reading the things I write, please tell all your friends that they should visit. I work by myself from home, so I get lonely, and I could really use the validation.
If you hate what I write, please tell all your enemies that you love it and they should visit. That way, when they come here to read something, you’ll make them suffer too, and you will have wasted some of their time. (It’s a win-win, really.)